英語で読む: Attributes of a Mother

Some fun stuff to read (don’t worry if it is not so much fun for you, jokes in a foreign language are sometimes really difficult to understand):

Attributes of a Mother—The Good, the Bad, and the Funny
(from Psychology Today)

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. 
- Tenneva Jordan

“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”- Unknown

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother – Beverly Jones

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
- Milton Berle

“If they would all sleep all the time she wouldn’t mind being their mother.” ― Kate Atkinson, Case Histories

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. – Inspirational Quotes on Mothers Day by Sam Levenson

The first 40 years of motherhood are the hardest (message on a card)

Homework
After reading the text, think of the questions below and write an answer to ONE of them (5-10 sentences):
1. Which of the sentences above do you like most? Why?
2. What is the most amazing thing about your mother?
3. Make your own sentences with the words written in bold.

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